JUST THINK OVER IT (By Mr. Harish Watts)

Ek Ajeeb Haqiqat

*100 Rupiya da note Bahut Zyada lgta ae Jadon "GURUDWARE" Ch dita jaye, Par 100 da teel pawa k fukana Buhat chota lgta ae.

*10 Mint da JAPJI SAHIB Padhna Buhat Aukha ae, Pr 3 Ghante di Film Dekhna Boht Aasan.

*1 Din Cricket de liye Log Pagal ho Rahe ae Par jadon GURUDWARE di lineThodi lambi ho jaye tan Log tang Aa jande ae.

AAO SARE GURU LADD LAGIYE.

Ae sms forwd karna Bahut mushkil ae,

pr Fizool msg 4wd krna sada Farz ban janda hai.

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Wonderful line of Abdul Kalam: "SAPNA WO NAHI JO NIND ME AYE,SPNE WO HE JISE PURA KIYA BINA NIND NA AYE"

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TEACHER

T-Tutor of Life

E-Encouraging Factor

A-Aviator of Thoughts

C-Creator of Nation

H-Helper in Growth

E-Elevator 4 success

R-Roots of knowledge

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ATTITUDE

AN ARTIST WAS ASKED AT HIS AWARD FUNCTION:"WHICH IS YOUR BEST PAINTING?" HE REPLIED:"MY NEXT PAINTING" SO LET UR AIM BE BETTER THAN BEFORE

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An Emotional JOKE

3 log swarg k door pe khade they.

God said: Sirf 1 hi andar aayega

1st-Mai pujari tha sari umar aapki sewa ki

IInd-Mai doctor tha sari umar logo ki sewa ki.

IIIrd-Mai TEACHER tha aur maine teaching k sath Census, Election, Seminar, CCE, SSA, Mid day meal, Polio, Health Checkup, Daak, DISE, QMT, FUNDS, Distribution of copies, books, dresses, scholarship, RMSA ...........

God-bas kar pagle Ab rulayega kya?chal andr aa ja.

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Attention Plz...!

Kya Apne Kabhi Socha H K Hmare Desh Ka Sabse Bada 2G Ghotala Rs 1 Lakh 76 Hazar Crore Ka hai aur Hamare Desh Ki Total Population 121 Crore H. Zara Sochiye 1 Aam Hindustani Ka Isme Kitna Hissa Ayega?

Can u answer it?

The answer is Rs. 1454.54 Crore Every Indian.

AmaZing..!!!!

Jis Desh Me Janta Bhukh Or Berozgari Se Mar Rhi Ho, Us Desh K Hr Insan Ka Itna Paisa Ye Politician Kha Rahe Hain, Ye Sochne Ka Nhi Kuch Krne Ka Time Hai..!

Jaago India Jaago

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Film : ''LOOT LO INDIA''

............CAST............

Hero : Manmohan Singh

Heroine : Sonia Gandhi

Villain : ramdev baba, anna hazare

Supporting actor : Suresh Kalmadi, A Raja.

Script by : Karunanidhi

Friendly Appearence : RAHUL GANDHI

Comedy : Kapil Sibbal..

Characterless Actor : N D Tiwari, Sharad Pawar & Ajit Pawar..

Dancer : Sheila Dixit..

Spl Lungi dance sequence by : chidambaram..

Guest Appearance : AJMAL KASAB & AFZAL GURU...

Banking partner : Madhu Koda, Hasan Ali, Balwa

Financed By :"POOR PEOPLE OF INDIA" send dis msg 2 every person till our country awake

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Baba ramdev says:

kala dhan vapas lao.

Kya ap jante h 400lakh cr. Agr vapis ayega to kya hoga.

1. Bharat financially no. 1 banega.

2. Ek jile ko 60, 000 cr. Aur ek gaon ko 100 cr.

3. 20 saal tak kisi b tarah ka tax nahi dena padega.

4. Petrol-Rs. 25/- ,diesel- Rs. 15/- , Daal-20/- ,Milk- 8/-

5. Light ka bill nahi dena hoga.

6. Bharat ka bordar charon tarf se china wall se b zyada strng ban jayega.

7. Pure desh me 1500 Oxford jaisi university khul jayengi.

8. 28,000km. Ki rubar road(as in Paris) taiyar ho jayegi.

9. 2,000 hospital (inc. All facility) all medicines Free.

10. Aur 95 cr. Logon par apna ghar hoga.

Ghuma dalo is msg ko itna k khud sarkar k pas pahunch jae. Go indians Go

It Took 3 Yrs to Arrest Hassan Ali 2 Yrs to Act Against A. Raja, 6 Months to Arrest Kalmadi and

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Only One Day to Arrest 'Baba Ramdev'

Is This Democratic India..?

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

1. Avoid these Tablets as they are Very Dangerous :-

*D-Cold

*Vicks Action-500

*Actifed

*Coldarin

*Cosome

*Nice

*Nimulid

*Cetrizet-D

They contain Phenyl Propanol Amide (PPA). Which Causes Heart-Strokes.

All these Tablets are Banned in USA.

2. Don't Drink APPY FIZZ. It Contains Cancer Causing Agents.

3. Don't Eat Mentos before or after Drinking Coke or Pepsi, because you may die immedately as the Mixture becomes Cyanide.

4. Don't Eat Kurkure & Maggi Because it contains High Amount of Plastic. If U Don't believe Burn Kurkure and U can see Plastic Melting.